Pre-order "None of the Monitors Are Asleep"
Symbolic logic, a terrible joke about root access, and a template for happiness.
The pre-order for my newest philosophy zine is now live, and I can finally show you the beautiful cover:

I can also tell you what it’s about!
In this issue, Nicole deals with a complicated logic puzzle—and creates both a syllogism and a template for happiness.
I can even share the blurbs that are on the back cover!
"Dieker writes with unrepentant honesty about the human condition." — BookLife
"The reader is pulled, relentlessly, through the story." — David Lee Zweifler, author of "The Inevitablist" and other short fiction
"The longest consecutive quantity of lines that have required me to read them with full and focused attention." — Tara K. Shepersky, author of Tell the Turning
And now I will, once again, link to the pre-order page.